Sunday, 22 February 2026

Stop Messin' About!

“Oh, he loved showing his bum. Loved it. He joked about his bottom hanging in pleats.” - Carry on Emmannuelle co-star Suzanne Danielle

It is the centenary today of a uniquely talented man - the nation's favourite archly camp comedian, frustrated thespian, raconteur and wit, any chat-show host's favourite guest, perfect reader of children's books on Jackanory, a man of contradictions in temperament and mood between his public and private life, subversive yet troubled and full of self-loathing. Many have tried to pin down what exactly it was that made him so great, and an article by Ryan Gilbey in Friday's Guardian certainly gives us some great insights from people who knew him, or were inspired by him.

"As a child, I connected with his outsiderness. Rather than trying to fit in, he went in the opposite direction. Not only did he not apologise for being different, but he was queer in every sense, truly at odds with the world in which he found himself.

He regretted not being taken seriously. The great tragedy is he did something enormously serious through his comedy, which he could never realise or acknowledge. He wasn’t seen as an activist, and would probably hate to have been. What we sometimes forget, though, is that radical action comes in many forms.” - comedian Tom Allen

On Round the Horne, Williams and Hugh Paddick played the camp duo "Julian and Sandy", whose banter... consisted entirely of double entendres and the gay slang Polari. A prohibition on explicit language facilitated some of the filthiest innuendoes ever heard on British radio... First broadcast in 1965, two years before the partial decriminalisation of homosexuality between males over 21 in England and Wales, the sketches were subversive as well as funny.

“The whole thing was outrageously rude and queer. In a subtle, mainstream way, he changed attitudes hugely in this country." - Tom Allen

“He would be chatting about something intellectual and high-class, then suddenly be talking about his bumhole. “That lent him a sort of danger and spontaneity. He’s like a commedia dell’arte character, or the fool or trickster in mythology – he delights in pricking pomposity and turning expectations upside down.

It’s about saying: ‘This is what is respectable. But here is the murky stuff underneath.’ There was nobody better at doing that than him. What David Lynch did for America, Kenneth Williams did for Britain, but in the form of light entertainment.” - actor Michael Sheen

The biographer Roger Lewis credits him as one of the sources of Maggie Smith’s performance in Downton Abbey. The desiccated, withering Dowager Countess of Grantham, Lewis wrote, amounts to “Lady Bracknell as played in drag by Williams”.

In short, Kenneth williams was a genius. There will never, ever, be anyone else quite like him.

Kenneth Charles Williams (22th February 1926 – 15th April 1988)

Saturday, 14 February 2026

Monday, 19 January 2026

The Master of Couture

One of the last of the 20th century's great couturiers, Valentino has despatched his last runway collection and departed to add his signature elegance and panache to the halls of Fabulon.

Probably most remembered for his "Valentino Red" dresses, he nonethless designed frocks in myriad shades and styles - but always, always the height of sophistication. Needless to say, many of the world's most stylish women were his clients, including Princess Grace (Kelly), Vicomtesse Jacqueline de Ribes [who only recently departed at the very end of 2025 - read my tribute to her from 2011 here], Elizabeth Taylor, Princess Margaret, Audrey Hepburn, Sophia Loren, the Begum Aga Khan, Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Anjelica Huston, Sharon Stone, Joan Collins and Princess Diana.

Indeed, he designed "that frock" worn by Antia Ekberg in La Dolce Vita, the wedding dress Jackie Kennedy wore to marry Aristotle Onassis in 1968, as well as Julia Roberts' 2001 Oscars frock.

Another great loss. There are fewer and fewer designers with a true sense of style around these days...

RIP, Valentino Garavani (11th May 1932 – 19th January 2026)

Monday, 5 January 2026

The other "Unsinkable Molly"

In her time, she was fashion editor for The Sunday Times, penned successful erotic "bonk-buster" books, started a bistro, designed hats for hip fashion store Biba, was a judge at the Alternative Miss World contest from its outset, presided over orgies in New York, was a regular at the debauched and notorious Colony Club, was banned from BBC chat shows for swearing, and became a much-lauded designer and painter in avant garde circles in her later years; she counted numerous "counter-culture" characters such as Quentin Crisp, Andy Warhol, Mary Quant, Francis Bacon, Anita Pallenberg and The Communards' Sarah Jane Morris among her friends; and her myriad lovers included James Robertson Justice, George Melly, Anthony Shaffer, John Thaw, Bo Diddley, John Mortimer - and she snogged Louis Armstrong!

What a life dear Molly Parkin - who has very sadly departed for Fabulon, presumably to cause havoc - had!

We adored her...


She certainly was never afraid of portraying sex (nor performing it, by all accounts)! [photo: Rob Greig]


Divine and Molly Parkin, taken at the London premiere of 'The Alternative Miss World' at The Gate Cinema in Notting Hill in 1980.


Molly and me, photographed at Polari way back in 2010...

RIP Molly Noyle Parkin (née Thomas, 3rd February 1932 – 5th January 2026)

Thursday, 1 January 2026

A Sky Full of Stars

Once again, London's NYE fireworks were utterly breathtaking!

Enjoy:

Happy New Year, one and all!

Songs played:

  • Ella Eyre - Good Times
  • Fatboy Slim - The Rockafeller Skank
  • The Temptations - My Girl
  • Wuki – Sunshine (My Girl)
  • Noizu - Summer 91 (Looking Back)
  • Gala - Freed From Desire
  • Heather Small – Proud
  • The Band of the Coldstream Guards - Land of Hope and Glory
  • Russ Millions x Tion Wayne - Body
  • Rosalia - Despechá
  • Davido ft. Omah Lay - With You
  • Rosé & Bruno Mars - APT
  • RAYE - Where Is My Husband!
  • Olivia Rodrigo – Bad Idea Right?
  • Sabrina Carpenter – Manchild
  • Jess Glynne - Hold My Hand
  • Cynthia Erivo (featuring Ariana Grande) - Defying Gravity
  • Ed Sheeran - Sapphire
  • Whitney Houston - I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me)
  • Benson Boone - Mr Electric Blue
  • Sister Sledge - We Are Family
  • Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club
  • Coldplay - A Sky Full of Stars
  • Jack Johnson - Better Together
  • Myles Smith – Stargazing
  • Boney M - Auld Lang Syne

Sunday, 21 December 2025

Ghost-grey

"The days are short,
The sun a spark,
Hung thin between
The dark and dark."

- John Updike


Ghost-grey the fall of night.
Ice-bound the lane,
Lone in the dying light
Flits he again;

Lurking where shadows steal.
Perched in his coat of blood,
Man’s homestead at his heel.
Death-still the wood.

Odd restless child; it's dark;
All wings are flown
But this one wizard’s - hark!
Stone clapped on stone!

Changeling and solitary.
Secret and sharp and small,
Flits he from tree to tree,
Calling on all.

- Walter De La Mere, The Robin


It is Yule, Montol, Brumalia, Lohri, Yalda, Koliada, Dongzhi, Midwinter's Day [whatever you choose to call it], the Winter Solstice - the longest night - today.

Good news, however - the days get longer from here on!

Roll on Spring...

Friday, 12 December 2025

The most expensive drag queen in the UK







The world is a far less glittery place, with the sad news that the legendary Stanley Baxter - one of the most popular entertainers in Britain over several decades - has shaken out that "Duchess of Brendah" wig for the very last time and ascended the glittering London Weekend Television stairway to Fabulon, at the magnificent age of 99.

Another piece of my childhood gone...

As the faboo Television Heaven site put it:

For 25 years Stanley Baxter produced the type of television spectacular that Morecambe and Wise could only afford to put on as part of their Christmas specials. Those legendary song and dance routines that Eric and Ernie performed in their shows may well be the stuff of television legend, but for Stanley Baxter, spectacular musical-comedy specials, reminiscent of Hollywood's best extravaganzas, were part of every series. And they were so flamboyant, and proved to be so costly, that Baxter was sacked not from just one, but two TV channels, who simply couldn't afford to keep him...

He was one of the true creative geniuses in British television light entertainment, and as far as comedy goes... Stanley Baxter was the true King of Scotland.

With his background in variety theatre, the Combined Entertainment Unit of the army in the post-War National Service years (alongside Kenneth Williams, John Schlesinger, Gordon Jackson and Peter Nichols) and - of course - panto, he was almost destined for a career in the fledging world of television (starting out in the 1950s), where his comedic talents and in particular his talent for mimicry (and drag) became a staple of Britain's "light entertainment" genre.

Very much a product of his time - his ITV "spectaculars" won the BAFTA Best Light Entertainment Programme Award two years running in 1973 and 1974 - much of Mr Baxter's fondly remembered output would nowadays be considered extremely non-PC, so repeats (were there ever to be any anyway) would needless to say be heavily edited [deep sigh]; hence the reason why he is largely forgotten. However, by way of a tribute to the great man [who, incidentally, only decided to finally "come out" as gay at the age of 94(!)], here are just three of Stanley's memorable sketches...

Irreplaceable!

RIP, Stanley Livingstone Baxter (24th May 1926 – 11th December 2025)