
...The Idas of March!
[L-r: Ida Barr, Ida Lupino, Ida Clough]
"Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!"
Ides of March on Wikipedia
[I've done this joke before, of course, but in the spirit of recycling and all that...]
CAMP: "A cornucopia of frivolity, incongruity, theatricality, and humour." "A deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavored, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love." "The lie that tells the truth." "Ostentatious, exaggerated, affected, theatrical; effeminate or homosexual; pertaining to or characteristic of homosexuals."
[I've done this joke before, of course, but in the spirit of recycling and all that...]