"I'll stick with gin. Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody." - Hawkeye, M*A*S*H
"The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron." - Phyllis Diller
"A perfect Martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy." – Noël Coward
"I exercise strong self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast." — W.C. Fields
"I like to have a Martini, two at the very most; three, I'm under the table, four I'm under my host!" - Dorothy Parker
It's World Gin Day!
Cheers...
