They don't compare

"My gay audience has been with me from the beginning."



"I'm just a natural flirt, but I don't see it in a sexual way. A lot of the time I'm like an overexcited puppy."



"Let's just say that I am aware my style has meaning for some people."



"I've had a lot of tragic hairdos and outfits."



"I do dance music, and I can be pretty camp myself from time to time."



"I just can't help but see things differently."



"All the lovers, that have gone before, they don't compare... to you!"

Kylie Minogue - All The Lovers

Happy 50th birthday today to our ultimate Princess and Patron Saint, Miss Kylie Ann Minogue OBE (born 28th May 1968)!

[We still do "The Kylie Wave" (based upon that video) wherever and whenever we get the opportunity; most recently in the "Mens Bar" in La Nogalera, Torremolinos...]

And by way of a bonus, this:

Kylie Minogue with Katherine Jenkins - Your Disco Needs You (live at the Royal Albert Hall)

Kylie, Queen of Camp? NEVER!

Graceless dingbats

According to Luke Buckmaster, writing in The Guardian:

...the actual film is 10 times as batshit crazy as the marketing materials suggest... Swinging Safari is set in a satirical, whitebread Australian yesteryear, circa Sydney in the 1970s. Or as narrator Richard Roxburgh puts it: “A decade with too much time, too much money and too much cask wine.”

The audience are whisked into a suburban cul-de-sac, which would be quiet and peaceful were it not for the many graceless dingbats who inhabit it...

Starring an almost unrecognisable Guy Pearce and Our Princess Kylie in a pudding-bowl wig, alongside a host of Aussie character actors, a dead whale and lots of polyester, sunshine, wife-swapping and booze - I reckon Swinging Safari may turn out to be the "must-see" movie of 2018...

Swinging Safari official trailer

Mystery guest of the day...

...it's none other than Our Princess Kylie Minogue as Marlene Dietrich!

Remarkable.

Check out dear Marky Mark's Shine One And On blog for more photos from lifestyle magazine Sorbet, for whom this photo-shoot was commissioned.