Tuesday, 9 October 2012

Right from the start, I was with all the best people













We at Dolores Delargo Towers have always worshipped the wonderful Régine - irrepressible nightclub impresario, society hostess, singer, dancer, showgirl and gay icon. I have - inevitably - featured her over at Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle before (here and here); but she is overdue her own place in the Museum of Camp, methinks...

For your delectation, here are some extracts from a magnificently camp tribute to the lady herself by Naomi West in Elle magazine last April, on the eve of Régine's appearance as Solange LaFitte in Stephen Sondheim's Follies in Washington DC:
Jet-set chronicler Robin Leach once remarked that reporting from Paris [in the mid-70s] was a breeze: "You'd just go to Régine's every night and wait for the princesses to file in."

In their day, the clubs operated by indomitable proprietress Régine Zylberberg (known simply as Régine) were peerless after-dark destinations. "She quite simply invented nightclubbing," Karl Lagerfeld has said. Now 81, the woman who helmed 23 clubs in locations from Kuala Lumpur to Rio claims to have little interest in reliving her decades as "Queen of the Night," as she was once christened by the New York Post. Still, as she sits comfortably beneath the red crystal chandelier in her apartment behind Paris' Hôtel Plaza Athénée, glitzy recollections spill out in lively broken English. There was the time in 1976 when guest of honour Mick Jagger was refused entry to the newly opened New York Régine's for wearing sneakers and no tie. The time John Wayne came to the original Paris location during the making of The Longest Day: "He said to me: `You are the Régine?'" The time she danced all night with Gene Kelly, then spent the next 15 days with him. "Yes, we had private relations," she confirms in her throaty purr.

In a loose, dun-color Jean Paul Gaultier sweater, with no visible makeup, her signature red locks an unbrushed thicket, Régine presides regally over her objets brash and beautiful: a one-off Régine Barbie doll, dressed in turquoise and gold lamé; an enormous leonine-haired portrait of her, painted by the wife of actor Daniel Cauchy. Fresh from eight days of early bedtimes at a strict spa in the Tyrol ("To lose weight, I have to pay," she says), she does not look her age. This is partly due to plastic surgery, to which she has freely admitted, partly to lifestyle (she's a lifelong non-drinker and non­-smoker), partly to attitude. "For me, to have 81 years is very young," she says. "When I have good health and good energy, there's no reason to stop." Indeed, she has no intention of doing any such thing. Though her portfolio of clubs is down to one, in Kazakhstan, which opened in 2007, she remains a consultant to the still-hip Paris Régine's on the Rue de Ponthieu, where she puts in guest appearances.

Richard Mortimer, the club promoter behind the roving London bacchanals BoomBox and Ponystep - where the average attendee is some 24 years old - recalls, "When I ran my party in Paris, she came down one night. The whole place was saying, `Régine's here, Régine's here! How did you get Régine?' She wants to be involved, to know everything that's going on."

The fetes kicked off in 1953, when 23-year-old Régine took a job as a hat-check girl at Whisky à Gogo, one of Paris' first popular postwar clubs. The entertaining, curvy redhead was promptly dispatched to a neighbouring restaurant to attract its playboy clientele, including Prince Aly Khan and Guy and Edmond de Rothschild. "Right from the start," she says, "I was with all the best people."

Fed up with broken-hearted lovers playing the same record five times in a row, she recalls, "I take off the jukebox and I put two machines together and I was the first disc jockey." Suddenly, the Whisky clientele was dancing to records rather than live bands or the jukebox - and, to hear her tell it, the Disco was born.

With the financial backing of the Rothschilds, she opened the first Chez Régine on rue du Four in 1957. It was a simple basement club next to the restaurant La Pergola; unable to afford banquettes, she decorated with park benches. For three months before it opened, she placed a sign outside nightly that read "Disco full" - a trick the party crowd couldn't resist. "In the boring 1950s, it was the only funny place in Paris," declares Lagerfeld. "It was the place to be. I was there every night and often went directly [from there] to work at Balmain, where I was an assistant then."

The draw was Régine herself, exuberantly clad in Madame Grès or, later, Saint Laurent, teaching her guests the hula-hoop, the cha-cha, the merengue. She tangoed with Charlie Chaplin and showed the Duke of Windsor how to do the twist. "She was a devilish dancer!" photographer Jean-Paul Goude has said.

"What made the club different was her, this very bubbly, tiny, welcoming woman buzzing around," says British interior designer Nicky Haslam, who co-hosted the opening of her short-lived London club with a ball for Andy Warhol. "She was quite strong meat, not at all bland." Hugh Allen, manager of New York's El Morocco, another legendary venue, put it memorably in Newsweek: "She also has four of what most men only have two of."

Actor and aristocrat José Luis de Villalonga once dubbed the Paris Régine's "a leper colony for the over-privileged." Nowhere else would you see Salvador Dalí, Françoise Sagan, Brigitte Bardot, Maria Callas, and Yves Saint Laurent mixing with visiting Hollywood luminaries such as Audrey Hepburn, Robert Mitchum, and Ava Gardner. As Régine puts it, with a shrug: "People with no names come to see people with names." But she insists that her crowd did not only comprise those who could afford the membership fees - which hit the $1,000-per-year mark in the 1980s - and the exorbitant drink prices. She says she also introduced new blood, including the then-unknown Lagerfeld - as long as the candidates had sufficient personality. "I was generous," she declares. "If people have no money, that's not important. The people who have money have to share with the ones who have not - if they are amusing."

Today, as countless scented candles flicker on her coffee table, she attempts to pinpoint the essence of her success. "I have a big instinct. I am very quick to judge," she says. Suddenly one feels, with a shiver, what it must have been like to stand on the wrong side of Chez Régine's infamous peephole. "It's easy to know who you put in the VIP [area] and who you put in the Sibérie," she says, giving a low laugh. "Some people ask me, `Why am I in the Sibérie?' And I say, `Because it's your place.'"
Regine is indeed a remarkable woman, and to add Broadway to her list of achievements when most people would be planning their comfortable retirement is impressive.

I do wish Follies had crossed the pond...


Régine Zylberberg (born 26th December 1929)

Monday, 8 October 2012

Xmas is coming...



Once part of the collection of the Archduke Joseph of Austria (1872-1962), the diamond, weighing 76,02 carats and mined at the legendary Indian Golkonda mine, is expected to reach between 9.3 million and 12.4 million pounds at an auction on November 13 in Geneva.
The colourless gem, which is about the size of a domino and more than half an inch thick, is to be exhibited from October 13 in New York, Hong Kong and Geneva before the auction in Switzerland on November 13.

The diamond has the same provenance as other illustrious jewels including the Koh-i-noor – part of the crown jewels held in the Tower of London – and the Regent, believed by many to be the finest diamond in the French crown jewels and now in the Louvre museum in Paris.

All three jewels come from the now closed Golconda mines, which produced the purest gems, Mr Lunel said.
The Archduke Joseph Diamond

It's on my list...

Sunday, 7 October 2012

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Friday, 5 October 2012

How life should be...







I want to live in Edward Steichen's world.

Thursday, 4 October 2012

More leopardskin!



"Do not copy my style! The first rule of writing is write about what you know, not what you think you know. So, think about what you've done in your life and write about that."

"The biggest critics of my books are people who never read them."

"If you want to achieve your dreams, you must follow them, and the best way to follow them is not to think about wanting to be very rich, but to think about doing something that you really want to do."


The "other" Collins sister is 75 years old today. We adore her.

Jackie Collins (born 4th October 1937)

Wednesday, 3 October 2012

Oh, Susana



For no reason in particular, I thought I would share with you this entertaining article written by veteran journalist Roderick Gilchrist in The Telegraph in 2010 on the occasion of the death of Lady Susana Walton - widow of the composer Sir William, creator of the magnificent gardens at their Italian villa, muse of Philip Treacy, and (by the sounds of it) a bit of a raconteuse:
There can be little doubt that Lady Walton enjoyed a mischievous gift for humour. She delighted in ambushing startled visitors to La Mortella, the spectacular sub-tropical garden she carved out of a rocky hillside at her home on the Italian island of Ischia, by leading them to a magnificent tree with broad, fan-like leaves that turned pure gold in autumn.

"This is the Ginkgo biloba," Lady Walton would announce. "It is the oldest existing flowering plant in the world, unchanged for 200 million years. The sole survivor of an extinct species from the carbon age, only rediscovered in the 18th century, growing in China.

"As a mark of respect for this venerable survivor, please remove all your hats and bow."


Many times I watched this impish cabaret. Lady Walton was by now stooped and frail, her back bent from 50 years of planting and propagating. Yet every time she issued her command, the visitors would laugh, then remove sun hats, tennis visors and baseball caps before self-consciously paying bareheaded homage to the revered Ginkgo biloba.

I always thought that in this eccentric act they were also bending the knee to Susana.

The Argentinian-born widow of the British composer Sir William Walton, whose music was performed in Westminster Abbey at the coronations of both the Queen and George VI, would have adored her obituaries.

They lavished praise on her devotion to her husband's legacy (he died in 1983), and to her demonic energy in creating her garden in the Bay of Naples, voted best in all of Italy, out of what was once little more than a quarry.

I was privileged on many occasions to be invited to lunch parties on her sunny balcony that often lasted until nightfall. Here, away from public gaze, she spoke with devilish candour about her life, the famous people she had known, Sir William's infidelities and her sadness at not having children (he ordered her to a backstreet abortionist when she did become pregnant), her indiscretions fuelled by lethal cocktails made from the myrtle that grows like weeds at La Mortella.



Sir William, who wrote the movie scores for all of Laurence Olivier's Shakespearean films, as well as some of the greatest serious music of the 20th century, was lionised by the famous. But not everyone met with his wife's approval.

In what was to be her last interview, Susana's recollections to me provided a compelling tour de force, which I confess at times left me open-mouthed in shock. This is what she had to say:

On Maria Callas: "William wanted Maria to sing in his opera, Troilus and Cressida. But she was too thick. She wasn't bright at all. She couldn't understand it when he explained it to her. She simply couldn't move on stage. Visconti had to teach her how to walk."

Laurence Olivier: "When he came to stay he said 'at last I will know what it is to be taken care of'. This was because he felt ignored and neglected at home. His wife was bored with him. He said they used to put him to bed at 7pm and then, of course, he would wake at 4am and be full of life. But that made him a nuisance and my heart broke for him. I think he married Joan because he wanted a nurse. He was much older than her, and I don't think he was loved in the way he wanted to be."

Kenneth Clark: "He told William that he wanted to have an affair but was worried about his wife Jane. So he asked William to have an affair with her and offered to pay him. William ran in terror back to his then mistress Lady Wimbourne, who immediately got him out of the country. They went to Villa Cimbrone in Ravello, where he wrote his violin concerto."

Eva Peron: "William went to see Evita about performing rights, when she was Minister of Culture in Argentina. He was kept waiting a long time. Then an aide came to him and said it would help his case if he indulged her, that she needed a token of regard. He suggested the souvenir gold medals they sold in the ministry shop. She did this to everybody, and of course everybody gave her a gold medal. Then, every week, she would send the gold medals by plane to Switzerland, where they were banked in her private account.

"When she died, General Perón tried to get his hands on her money. He interrogated her brother, who didn't know where it was, so he had him shot in the head. He interviewed her mother and she didn't know, and she was locked up in a lunatic asylum. Another relative was pushed out of an aeroplane over the sea. But they never found Evita's money. It must still be in Switzerland."


Vivien Leigh: "We didn't know about illnesses like hers in those days. She would get tremendously depressed. Her sexual activity was legendary and part of her illness. Once on a tour of Europe with his Shakespearean company, Olivier had to tell all the male actors that Vivien could come to any of them to be entertained, as he put it. And that when she did so, they were not to embarrass her."

Tony Palmer (who made the documentary Walton - At The Haunted End Of The Day): "I will kill Tony Palmer if he ever comes here again. After he made the film, he phoned me and said he had a new Italian wife and he was in Italy and could he come and see me. I invited him to stay in my home. He noticed I had made a short promotional film about William that we show in the concert hall from old spools Tony didn't want.

"After he returned to London, I received a lawyer's letter forbidding me to show the film. The only explanation he gave was that it was his copyright. Before this he asked if he could edit my book about my life with William. I gave him my diaries and one day the manuscript came back. There was nothing about me in it.

"I called him and said: 'You have edited me out of my own life. Why?' He said: 'Cretin, nobody is interested in a book with you in it.' Yes, he called me a cretin.

"I was so angry I said 'Now you listen. You are not editing this book any more. It's going to be edited by a cretin. Me.' And it was a best-seller."


Susana was a great beauty in her youth and, even wracked with arthritis and osteoporosis, intensely feminine to the end. Sir William, 24 years her senior, famously proposed the moment he saw her across a crowded room in Buenos Aires. "He hadn't even heard my voice," she boasted to me.

She adored the company of men and appeared for lunch in fabulous purple robes, with flashing blue earrings the size of rocks, hair perfectly coiffured, face flawlessly made up, eager to hold centre stage for the opposite sex.

On my last visit to La Mortella, 18 months ago, Susana showed me the spot where her ashes would be placed. This was to be in the Nymphaeum, close to a rock under which William's ashes are buried, on the garden slopes of the active volcano, Mount Epomeo.

She said to me: "I thought if I didn't pick my own resting place, they'll just put me underneath the rock where we buried William's ashes. After a lifetime of getting under his feet, I didn't want that in eternity as well."
Simply marvellous.

Lady Susana Walton (30th August 1926 - 21st March 2010)

Monday, 1 October 2012

Fashion pack



At Paris Fashion Week, Jean-Paul Gaultier paid hommage to the stars and fashions of the 70s and 80s. He had lots of lookie-likies of the likes of Bowie, Madonna, Boy George, Annie Lennox and the rest...





...and one genuine star, too - our Patron Saint, Miss Amanda Lear!



Magnifique.

Paris Fashion Week continues to 3rd October 2012