"If I hadn't been a woman, I'd be a drag queen for sure. I like all that flair and I'd be dressing up in them high heels and putting on the big hair. I'd be like Ru Paul."
"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain."
"I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park!"
"I'm no natural beauty. If I'm gonna have any looks at all, I'm gonna have to create them. Thanks to Botox and fillers, as well as the work that I've already had, my face pretty much maintains itself."
"I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it."
Our Patron Saint of Rhinestones is seventy years old!
Many happy returns, Miss Dolly Rebecca Parton Dean (born 19th January 1946)
bless her; she has always been a beautiful woman!
ReplyDeleteA triumph of art over nature! Jx
DeleteShe IS like Ru Paul ! and we love her for it.
ReplyDeleteShe knocks spots of that pretender to the "tacky drag" throne... Jx
DeleteSomeday, I'll write you a postcard from Dollywood.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather you sent me a rhinestone matinee jacket. Jx
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