CAMP: "A cornucopia of frivolity, incongruity, theatricality, and humour." "A deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavored, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love." "The lie that tells the truth." "Ostentatious, exaggerated, affected, theatrical; effeminate or homosexual; pertaining to or characteristic of homosexuals."
da fuq with that last one?
ReplyDeleteand mistress maddie knows everything there is to know about slippery dicks... ;-b
Edible bath-water. Whatever next? Jx
Deleteit's no different than handing a big, wet fish.
DeleteHopefully it does not smell that way... Ewwwwwwwwwww! Jx
Deleteagreed, jon; smelly dicks are an immediate turnoff for everyone!
DeleteThus speaks a lady of refinement. Jx
DeleteI want to dive in, but fear a broken neck - that Tub-Torte looks like it's set!
ReplyDeleteIs the tub in Rock Hudson's house...?
Ask Merv Griffin... Jx
DeleteAnd they all seem to go hand in hand. And I'm guessing if I was Rock's house guest, I'd be getting some good servicing.
ReplyDeleteI suspect it might have been the other way 'round. Jx
DeleteDid someone mention CAKE?
ReplyDeleteOnly in the bathtub - or is it the Gincuzzi? Jx
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