...a "Say Something Hat" day! Don't you?
Just like the "ladies" of this year's Royal Ascot Ladies' Day!
CAMP: "A cornucopia of frivolity, incongruity, theatricality, and humour." "A deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavored, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love." "The lie that tells the truth." "Ostentatious, exaggerated, affected, theatrical; effeminate or homosexual; pertaining to or characteristic of homosexuals."
beautiful hats! wonder how heavy they are to wear?
ReplyDeleteOne has to suffer for one's art... Jx
DeleteThe last one nailed it dear. Some of these are very odd and too craft looking. What would Barbara Cartland say about some of these?
ReplyDeleteOr indeed Gertrude Shilling!
DeleteI know exactly what Dame Babs would say, though - MORE PINK!!
Jx
A good year for the roses and a good Ascot for the hats I wonder if there is a link.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if there was anyone there wearing roses for a hat? Jx
DeleteThe first and last are what I would where on a day like today (the first hat is very Grace Jones!). The second one looks like it was made by a bunch of six year olds - no thank you!
ReplyDeleteThe "Treacy-knock-off" is my fave, too... Jx
DeleteI will interpret what these whimsical and spectacular hats are saying.
ReplyDeleteHat 1: Acupuncture never looked so fabulous!
Hat 2: Lost in translation: It's butterfly kisses, NOT butterfly blowjobs!
Hat 3: Is there something on my face?
Hat 4: There's a huge pecker in her bush!
Hats 5: Each one is thinking: I look hotter than these two sluts!
Hat 6: She is so busy and so pressed for time that it feels like her head is up a wooly mammoth's butt.
You nailed it, dear! Jx
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