CAMP: "A cornucopia of frivolity, incongruity, theatricality, and humour." "A deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavored, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love." "The lie that tells the truth." "Ostentatious, exaggerated, affected, theatrical; effeminate or homosexual; pertaining to or characteristic of homosexuals."
I wish hats would make a comeback - you'd have thought they'd have become more popular during the lockdowns due to the lack of hairdressing, but no. I like the hats that look like freshly iced cakes. Sx
I think we should mount a campaign for the compulsory wearing of hats in social situations. Should be sufficient to cause a riot in Wetherspoons, no doubt. Jx
We have a plethora of dodgy "happy-clapper" churches round our way, and I can confirm that black ladies still compete on the "Church Hat" front, big style!
Jx
PS a beret is fine if you happen to be Frank Spencer or Benny Hill. Or one of Cocteau's Dames du Bois de Boulogne...
Does anyone still wear... a hat? I'll drink to that! Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteI can actually picture Elaine Stritch wearing an "Emme Boutiques" number... Jx
DeleteI wish hats would make a comeback - you'd have thought they'd have become more popular during the lockdowns due to the lack of hairdressing, but no.
ReplyDeleteI like the hats that look like freshly iced cakes.
Sx
I think we should mount a campaign for the compulsory wearing of hats in social situations. Should be sufficient to cause a riot in Wetherspoons, no doubt. Jx
DeleteOh, there's too much choice! I'll be dithering here for hours!
ReplyDeleteOff to the gym, then to a fitting
DeleteClaiming they're fat
And looking grim 'cause they've been sitting
Choosing a hat
Indeed. Jx
Women don't even wear hats in church anymore. Not that I'm in church often enough to notice.
ReplyDeleteDoes my beret count as a hat?
We have a plethora of dodgy "happy-clapper" churches round our way, and I can confirm that black ladies still compete on the "Church Hat" front, big style!
DeleteJx
PS a beret is fine if you happen to be Frank Spencer or Benny Hill. Or one of Cocteau's Dames du Bois de Boulogne...
Oh dear.
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