How life should be.
CAMP: "A cornucopia of frivolity, incongruity, theatricality, and humour." "A deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavored, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love." "The lie that tells the truth." "Ostentatious, exaggerated, affected, theatrical; effeminate or homosexual; pertaining to or characteristic of homosexuals."
What do you mean 'how life should be'? This is what greets me every morning when I come down for breakfast.
ReplyDeleteP.S. One of those pouffy pink strumpet's doesn't appear to be wearing any knickers. Have a word, will you?
"Now, listen here, you mullet..."
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PS How do you get past all that tulle to reach the cornflakes?
Lawrence Welk, eat your heart out! Those are fabulous gifs. I love it when a fella causes me to fling my heels in the air! Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteI always suspected you were a terpsichorean trollop! Jx
DeleteNo. I think I was right when I thought his monika meant he was up town tonking with this lot.
DeleteI tonk. You tonk. Everybody tonks!
DeleteIt is apparently "a method of removing excess oil from canvas by blotting with absorbent paper". Which, truth be told, I have never done. Jx
And I love it when a fella causes me to fling my knickers in the air.
ReplyDeleteThere's still a pair stuck to your celling. Jx
DeleteThis IS how the world is -
ReplyDeleteBut only in my head.
Ah. So true. Jx
DeleteI watch this film every year. Love Marilyn and Jane. Such wonderful actresses and comics
ReplyDeleteIt's one of my faves, too! Jx
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