Wednesday, 12 March 2014

With a Z













Happy birthday to an icon. A genuine star. Not Lisa with an "S".

"Initially, I wanted to be an ice skater, but then when I was 13 I saw Bye Bye Birdie, and that was it - I wanted to be on Broadway."

"My biggest talent is I know who is more talented than I am. I find them and I go to them, and I learn."

"I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth."

"It's a waste of time to think about what I should have done and what I didn't. I really believe in that. That's how I react to the if-onlys of life. To moan and groan about something I shouldn't have done, could have done, might have done . . . who knows? It is what it is. You got what you got. I live my life one day at a time."


Liza May Minnelli (born 12th March 1946)

Tuesday, 11 March 2014

Dear Jessie













"When I first began, the technicians, camera and make-up men made me feel so self-conscious that I began to have the biggest inferiority complex about my looks."

"I dreaded doing close-ups."

"Victor Saville used to say to me, Darling, you look beautiful. With his magic and the lighting there was no doubt about it, I looked beautiful."

"So, over my shoulder goes one care
Over my shoulder go two cares
Why should I cry, it's blue above
I'm free at last and I'm in love
Over my shoulder go three cares
Over my shoulder go four cares
Bye bye to trouble, it's gone beyond recall
Over my shoulder goes it all."



Jessie Margaret Matthews, OBE (11th March 1907 – 19th August 1981)

Saturday, 8 March 2014

Miss Finklea...







...in the pink!

“When you dance with her, you stay danced with.” - Fred Astaire

Cyd Charisse (born Tula Ellice Finklea, 8th March 1921 – 17th June 2008)

Friday, 7 March 2014

She made Maggie Smith cry









Dame Kiri te Kanawa was 70 years old yesterday! To celebrate that fact, she appeared on stage in a new production of Donizetti's La Fille du Regiment at the Royal Opera House, Covent Garden last night for the first time in seventeen years, although it may turn out to be her last.

In a typically camp twist, her role as the Duchess of Crackentorp (normally a non-singing part) has been rewritten to allow her to sing an arietta.





Martin Kettle, in his review for The Guardian, says that despite the role deviating from the original: "Most people won't give a damn. Te Kanawa is operatic royalty and, especially for those who heard her in her prime, it's a joy to welcome her back!" Here she is, talking about the production:



Dame Kiri made her debut at Covent Garden in 1971 and achieved global recognition when she sang at the marriage of Prince Charles and Princess Diana ten years later to a worldwide TV audience of 750 million. In an interview for ITN she says this is “most probably” her full opera farewell. “But it doesn’t mean retirement. One door closes, another one opens,” she said.



Last year she played the part of Dame Nellie Melba in Downtown Abbey, and is reported to have reduced the cast and crew to tears when she sang on set.

Here are a couple more examples of her impeccable craft:

With Frederica von Stade singing a lovely duet from Mozart's Cosi Fan Tutti:



And the rare full 50 minute video of The Sorceress (Arias by Handel):



La Fille du Regiment is at the Royal Opera House until 18th March 2014.

Dame Kiri Janette Te Kanawa ONZ DBE AC (born 6th March 1944)

Thursday, 6 March 2014

Shawlee not?







As "Sweet Sue" in Some Like It Hot:
  • "Those idiot broads! Here we are, already packed, Ready to leave for Miami, and what happens? The saxophone runs off with a bible salesman, And the bass fiddle gets herself pregnant. Bienstock, I ought to fire you!"
  • "Are you two from the Poliakoff agency?"
  • "There are two things I will not put up with during working hours. One is liquor and the other one is men." [To which the classic retort from Tony Curtis as "Joe" was: "We wouldn't be caught dead with men - rough, hairy beasts with eight hands!"]
Joan Shawlee (5th March 1926 – 22nd March 1987)

Wednesday, 5 March 2014

Full of wise saws and modern instances


All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages.

At first, the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.

Then the whining schoolboy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school.

And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow.

Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth.

And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lined,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part.

The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slippered pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side;
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound.

Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.
One of the most inciteful and influential pieces of writing by history's greatest ever poet and dramatist William Shakespeare, the "Seven Ages of Man" was also an apposite binding theme for an evening dedicated entirely to The Bard, performed solo by one of our finest thespians Simon Callow, that we went to see on Monday.

As Alice Barker says on The Upcoming online magazine:
"Shakespeare with a difference. How could one possibly do Shakespeare with a difference? Many have done Shakespeare with a modern twist and often done so with so-called funny anecdotes and modernisation of his work. But this was a celebration of the life of the greatest writer to have ever lived."
And such a celebration! Weaving the factual life history of Mr Shakespeare with a multitude of well-chosen - and brilliantly performed (as one might expect) - examples of his work to illustrate and illuminate his "many parts", Mr Callow had us transfixed.

From the mysteries of the real-life Forest of Arden that must have impressed the infant William (interwoven with the "sprites and goblins" tales of young Mamillius from Winter's Tale), through his schooldays learning grammar and little else, to work and success, to his death at the premature age of 52 (thus escaping the fate of the senile King Lear: "Pray, do not mock me. I am a very foolish fond old man, fourscore and upward, not an hour more nor less. And to deal plainly I fear I am not in my perfect mind. Methinks I should know you, and know this man."), we were treated to the full "seven ages" journey, his ups and his downs, his triumphs and his disappointments, his losses and his gains.

And his loves. There were two in William's life - the main one being of course Anne Hathaway, the older woman who taught him so much about (ahem!) passion (she was pregnant with their first child when they wed), and for whom it is presumed he wrote his greatest romances including Romeo and Juliet.

However, his other lover (to whom there was more work dedicated even than to Anne) was the "Fair Lord" - probably the extremely beautiful Henry Wriothesley, 3rd Earl of Southampton, who was William's loyal patron. For him, Shakespeare wrote the most wonderful piece of poetry in the English language, Sonnet 18:
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date;
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
Simply beautiful.

And with the mellifluous voice of Mr Callow reading it, even more so.

Here's a taster of the show:



Simon Callow: Being Shakespeare is only at the Harold Pinter Theatre until 15th March 2014 - so be quick!

Tuesday, 4 March 2014