Fag Hag Mag.
I can't wait for the next issue. I think Cher may be in it.
CAMP: "A cornucopia of frivolity, incongruity, theatricality, and humour." "A deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavored, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love." "The lie that tells the truth." "Ostentatious, exaggerated, affected, theatrical; effeminate or homosexual; pertaining to or characteristic of homosexuals."
I'm being photographed for next month's centrefold, as we speak.
ReplyDeleteYou are Melissa Manchester, and I claim my prize. Jx
DeleteIs this real?! If so how do I get a subscription, is it monthly?! Rex Reed & hard pore corn, worth the cover charge alone...;)
ReplyDeleteSeriously, was this ever real?
We can merely live in hope... Jx
DeleteStraight woman who loves Judy here. They need a magazine for Fag Hag Hags.
ReplyDeleteYou have. It's called HELLO! magazine. Jx
DeleteI sometimes eriously think about taking out a subscription to Yours, the magazine for old ladies.
ReplyDeleteI am thirty three, honestly.
All those articles about "age-proofing your hair" and "boosts for health", those vouchers, quizzes, recipes, cruise holidays, and and an endless succession of insights from the likes of Felicity Kendall, Dame Judi, Fern Britton and Julie Walters? Unmissable, surely? Jx
DeletePreferable to the almost-wordless mags for younger women out there.
ReplyDeleteMost of the "young ladies" I seem to encounter on the Tube and bus don't give me any impression they are able to read... Jx
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