...page-turners, all.
CAMP: "A cornucopia of frivolity, incongruity, theatricality, and humour." "A deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavored, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love." "The lie that tells the truth." "Ostentatious, exaggerated, affected, theatrical; effeminate or homosexual; pertaining to or characteristic of homosexuals."
Ed Wood didn't look anything like that in Glen or Glenda.
ReplyDeleteLook at how her arms are between her legs. She's hiding the bulge!
Her sport jock showed through the black lace.
DeleteI thought Johnny Depp looked rather fetching in angora when he played Ed Wood in the film. Better than that tacky drag... Jx
Where'd she get the boobs FRom?
DeleteEbay. Jx
Deleteoh ed wood jr!
ReplyDeleteMakes you wonder what Edward Wood, Snr made of his completely fruit-loop scion. Jx
DeleteHints on etiquette: A shield against the Vulgar:
ReplyDeleteClearly, the correct way to deal with Vulgar People is depicted perfectly by the gentleman at the head of the table: Drink enough, and nothing will bother you, not even the angry looks from those constipated sourpusses!
Killer in Drag:
A reinterpretation of an old saying: Red in the head, Fire in the Hole!
Dare to be Different:
Don't worry if you don't get excited warching other boys playing with balls. You go on and play with your bitch if it make you both feel good!
Scouts in Bondage:
The young man's guide to essential skills like tying knots, rubbing two sticks together to create a spark, checking your buddies bodies for ticks and leeches, pitching a tent, sharing a sleeping bag for warmth, and how to wear ascots fashionably and look good in a uniform. And how to make s'mores!
You should write for The Times Literary Supplement, Mr Swings. Jx
DeleteWe should be shielded from the vulgar
ReplyDeleteI suppose one could always hit them with the book. Jx
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