...just like Charles Coote, the 1st Earl of Bellomont (6th April 1738 – 20th October 1800)!
CAMP: "A cornucopia of frivolity, incongruity, theatricality, and humour." "A deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavored, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love." "The lie that tells the truth." "Ostentatious, exaggerated, affected, theatrical; effeminate or homosexual; pertaining to or characteristic of homosexuals."
Hell, at this rate, I may just wear my bedazzled jock strap all weekend.
ReplyDeleteThat old thing probably needs sanitising by now. Jx
Delete(sings) I fell pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay!
ReplyDeleteI do, dear, I do - till I look in the mirror! Jx
DeleteI think he should a tried to put a few more ostrich feathers into his hat.
ReplyDeleteI know - it is a little "understated". Maybe a whole ostrich? Jx
DeleteIdeal for trudging around Morrison's attempting to do the weekly shop... ;)
ReplyDeleteThere's plenty of cloak there to use as a makeshift mask... Jx
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