It's a centenary today, dear reader - that of our eternally-revered matriarch/battleaxe/mainstay of the UK's favourite soap Coronation Street Elsie Tanner, aka Pat Phoenix!
Elsie Tanner quotes:
- (about Ena Sharples): "That woman's tongue. If it was a bit longer she could shave with it."
- "I've left home so many times me suitcases pack themselves every time I whistle."
- "You know, they used to call us good time girls... well, we did have a good time, and a damn good time at that"
- "Burglars in Coronation Street? It's like robbin' the blind."
"I was one of the first anti-heroines - not particularly good looking and no better than I should be."
Pat Phoenix (born Patricia Frederica Pilkington, 26th November 1923 – 17th September 1986)