Wednesday, 1 January 2025

That face

"I love that face, that face, it just isn't fair
You must forgive the way that I stare
But never will these eyes behold a sight that could replace
That face, that face, that face."

In a final flourish of attention-grabbing - surely what her entire tragic, plastic-surgery-enhanced existence was all about - the final entry in 2024's "Book of the Dead" has departed for the "Beauty Salon Reject Area" of Fabulon. RIP, Miss Jocelyn Wildenstein (née Jocelyne Périsset, 5th August 1940 – 31st December 2024)!

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  1. She was always stunning before her obsession with the knife....what a shame.

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    1. I'd love to know what she actually saw in the mirror... Jx

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  2. I find it rather sad but it was her life and I hope it made her happy.
    I also hope that she is being cremated rather than buried as extreme Toxic Hazardous waste is best disposed of by Incineration rather than Landfill.

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    1. One has to be so careful with single-use plastics. Jx

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  3. It’s such a shame — parts of her were so young…

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  4. This is what happens when the mirror lies. Mine has been telling me BS for years!

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    1. Her mirror wasn't so much lying, as involved in a web of corruption and fraud! Jx

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  5. By Crikey! She ended up looking like a Muppet/Spitting Image puppet.

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