Tuesday, 26 April 2022

She immediately thought of erect members

And so, farewell then, the greatest groupie of them all - with the greatest hobby of them all!

Miss Cynthia Plaster Caster, for it is she, was not content with autographs, photographs nor ephemera; she collected something of a far more lasting and intimate nature - plaster casts of her (many) rock star lovers' cocks!

From her obituary:

When her art teacher suggested that she could cast anything solid that could “retain its shape”, the shy but mischievous Albritton immediately thought of erect members, which would then conveniently go flaccid and avoid getting stuck in her moulds.

A girl after our own heart...


Jimi Hendrix


Richard Lloyd of proto-punk band Television (left in the photo with Tom Verlaine)


Eddie Brigati, lead singer of The Young Rascals (left in the photo with the band)


Unidentified famous cocks. Suggestions who their owners might be are welcome.

RIP, Cynthia Albritton aka "Cynthia Plaster Caster" (24th May 1947 – 21st April 2022)

10 comments:

  1. Well... she's damn well famous. KISS wrote a song about her. Thanks for the info and pics. Kizzes.

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    1. Kiss wrote a song about her - and she never even got casts of their cocks! Jx

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  2. A shame really I never met Eddie.

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    1. I would rather have liked to meet Richard! Jx

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  3. Bless her! Somebody should take up the baton.
    Sx

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  4. My little girl *just* walked in as I'm viewing this page

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  5. Thank you for posting this. I corresponded with her a long time ago. She was one of a kind.

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    1. I would have thought you'd have a collection of your own, Mistress! Jx

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