CAMP: "A cornucopia of frivolity, incongruity, theatricality, and humour." "A deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavored, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love." "The lie that tells the truth." "Ostentatious, exaggerated, affected, theatrical; effeminate or homosexual; pertaining to or characteristic of homosexuals."
I think I'll have to go with Dangling Daddy's Dong.
ReplyDeleteFor oblivious reasons.
And there's me thinking Tart was more up your street... Jx
DeleteNo, that's MINE.
DeleteIt's a flattering photo, but I'm glad you ditched the wig. Jx
DeleteWhat makes Bert Wilson Wireless Operator book gay? In the vein of a smooth operator, perhaps?
ReplyDeleteI've been previously employed as a PBX (Switchboard operator) and as a long-distance telephone operator. Would you be surprised at the number of men who dial"0" for a quick free jerkoff to "Hello, how can I direct your call?" At least one an hour!
I need more "startling fiction" in my life. There's never enough.
Oh, the label's just a convenient one. Bert's about as gay as "Flying Saucers in the Bible", I'd guess.
DeleteAs for there being as many wankers before the days of the internet as there are now? No surprise, really. I imagine there were men who'd shake one out to the saucier bits of John Donne's poetry and Chaucer's Canterbury Tales hundreds of years ago. Jx
Bert Wilson could be gay. That dog definitely is
DeleteI believe all poodles are gay. Jx
DeleteFlying Saucers in the Bible???!! Did they have matching teacups?
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Have you not heard of the Parable of the Royal Doulton with the Hand-Painted Periwinkles, Ms Scarlet? Jx
DeleteIs no one going to comment on how the top ladies ' knickers match her polo neck?
ReplyDeleteI want to find that out all of those books have the same author and they're all non fiction
I very much doubt - matching knickers or no matching knickers - that anyone's ever called her a "lady". Jx
DeleteThat's because she *is* Bert Wilson. All the other books are his accounts of what he did to take his mind off his boring job as a wireless operator.
DeleteYes including Pet Friends. That's him too. He was an amazing man
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DeleteThat was how he filled his spare time, cheerleading, baton twirling, modelling for Tart magazine, being kept as a pet poodle by "Daddy" there and travelling back to biblical times in a flying saucer. A legend. RIP.
DeleteHmmm... Dinging Daddy's Dong... appropriate for this time of year. Is that also known as The Carol Of The Bells?
ReplyDelete"Caressing of the Balls", I think you'll find... Jx
DeleteBert Wilson, Wireless Operator looks like an excitingly good read.
ReplyDeleteI've ordered you a copy for Xmas. Jx
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