CAMP: "A cornucopia of frivolity, incongruity, theatricality, and humour." "A deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavored, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love." "The lie that tells the truth." "Ostentatious, exaggerated, affected, theatrical; effeminate or homosexual; pertaining to or characteristic of homosexuals."
I think I wrote the top one - or I could've done if I stopped procrastinating.
ReplyDeleteAnd, I would really like to read Meals on a Tray!!
Sx
Mrs. Leyel's masterwork is yours for $750! Jx
DeleteLectures on Giddiness and Hysteria in the Male? Oh my giddy aunt!
ReplyDeleteI'm so dizzy, my head is spinning
DeleteLike a whirlpool, it never ends
And it's you, girl, making it spin
You're making me dizzy!
Jx
Never owned a vibrator. I don't know why... they just don't appeal to me. Bananas on the other hand - they peel just fine. Love Prayer On Plants... that must have looked really impressive in that models portfolio. And Meals On A Tray? That's prison food, hon. Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteNever seen a vibrator as big as that before!
DeleteThe poor model probably never worked again once her outsized forehead appeared on that cover.
As mentioned in my reply to Ms Scarlet - prison food it may be, but it's selling for $750, so someone's getting parole!
Jx
I desperately want 'Meals on a Tray' by Mrs. Leyel.
ReplyDelete750 dollars is a bit much so all eyes peeled in the charity shops, please.
One never knows what turns up in a charity shop! Jx
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