CAMP: "A cornucopia of frivolity, incongruity, theatricality, and humour." "A deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavored, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love." "The lie that tells the truth." "Ostentatious, exaggerated, affected, theatrical; effeminate or homosexual; pertaining to or characteristic of homosexuals."
She'll decide to start drinking as soon as she realizes that her husband is gay.
ReplyDeleteHis copy of "Teen Torso incorporating Muscles à Go-Go" is in his briefcase. Jx
DeleteI have never needed that last book.
ReplyDeleteThe "decision" in its title is rather redundant, I agree. Clink, clink, sweetie! Jx
DeleteI would like to read Ice Carving Made Easy!!
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...but not "Swank's New York guide to Drugs, Violence and Prostitution", I'd guess? Jx
DeleteI am rather concerned about how close that... nubile young man is to the spiky-leaved plant behind him! Perhaps he's too close, which would explain why he's gripping his rod so tightly?
ReplyDeleteI rather imagine he's acclimated to feeling a prick in his rear. Jx
DeleteSorry, Reverend John... it's too late for me. Go. Save yourself some other sucker. I'll just sit here, sipping on my gin and tonic while leafing through the latest copy of Teen Torso. Oh... I'd do him. And him. And him...
ReplyDeleteI'll drink to THAT! Jx
DeleteFab collection I want them all !
ReplyDeleteOur shelves are creaking already without adding "Ice Carving Made Easy" to the list of books yet to be read... Jx
DeleteAn entertaining Library collection.
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