CAMP: "A cornucopia of frivolity, incongruity, theatricality, and humour." "A deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavored, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love." "The lie that tells the truth." "Ostentatious, exaggerated, affected, theatrical; effeminate or homosexual; pertaining to or characteristic of homosexuals."
Given Led Zeppelin's track record, I find that cover hilarious.
ReplyDeleteIt's all about the trousers, dontcha know..? Jx
DeleteAnd the rampant chest-baring.
DeleteThey look freezing! I thought those were nipples, but I think they're just goose-bumps. Jx
DeleteIt IS Led Zeppelin? I thought it was. But then thought it might be two terrible drag queens and a couple of hippies. Waiting For Willy? To pass out so she can sneak out, apparently. I feel sorry for that poodle. Home haircuts never go as planned. Kizzes.
ReplyDelete"Two terrible drag queens and a couple of hippies" might just sum them up, dear.
DeleteWaiting for Willy is the title of one of the chapters of my autobiography... Jx
Is that the one subtitled... Tap, Tap, Tap? Is That You, Anne Miller?
DeleteNo, it's the one subtitled "Sanilav blocks have become my signature fragrance..." Jx
Delete"A Year with the Fairies"? Just a year?
ReplyDeleteNo homosexual I know would wear a blouse as frightful as that. I don't think they're real homosexuals at all? It's a scam!
"Did you watch the news?"
Delete"The nine o'clock?"
"Yes. Nasty blouse."
"We stayed up for News at Ten. Three bangles and a polo-neck, thank you."
"Her ears are in the wrong place for a polo-neck."
"You need to be Princess Di, really."
"They've the length of bone, haven't they, royalty?"
Jx
I second device - a year is too little!
ReplyDeletea lifetime is better!
and sometimes one must wait a lifetime for a willy!
I've spent most of my life with fairies... Jx
DeleteWhilst "Waiting for Willy" he dreamed about "A Year With the Fairies."
ReplyDeleteWhilst "Waiting for Willy", I think he might have clipped a poodle. Jx
DeleteI think you overlooked (understandably) Invisible Dick: https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/weird-children-books-3__605.jpg
ReplyDeleteThat was on January's reading list, dear boy... Jx
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